The permanent collection

Pocket Black Hole

Unlimited depth. Respectable pocket dimensions.

$48,000

Fictional USD · Terms

Carry a remarkable depth of darkness in a precision travel capsule. A brilliant accretion ring traces the edge of an otherwise absolute black sphere, held within finely machined titanium fittings. Choose the kind of clutter you would most like to put beyond reach.

Storage priority

Unread emailsMysterious desk clutterUnconvincing excuses

Style

Event HorizonAccretion ClubZero Return

Fictional USD. No payment is taken. Terms

Available to orderArrival in 3–4 days with Elsewhere LogisticsPersonal order tracking included

Details & specifications

Center: An absolute black sphere
Containment: Precision titanium capsule
Storage focus: Emails, desk clutter or excuses

Delivery & care

Follow your acquisition from preparation to arrival in your collection. Keep your order reference to revisit its progress at any time.

A containment certificate records your capsule, storage designation and order number.

From the dispatch journal

Packing list absorbed.

The capsule ate its own paperwork. A second copy is being kept farther away.

Part of your collection